Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of Bad Dress-Sense and Cure for Insomniacs
Entirely without proof and purely through the unkindness of heart, I suspect there are two kinds of Lord of the Rings fans: those who only fall asleep while reading the books and those who also do it while watching the movies.
I tend to fall towards the latter with considerable fervour. Although, although...
Something somewhere inside my weather-toughened torso sometimes kindles and glows tenderly and makes me love the sagas nonetheless.